Guide written by and credited to Gretl

Kirrily exclaims, “Thank you so much!”

Kirrily says, “The people and beings here have started behaving strangely.”

Kirrily says, “At first, I thought that it was just a minor issue and that it would run itself out.”

Kirrily exclaims, “But after a while, I discovered that an imbalance between the pleasure and pain beings is starting to cause everyone that lives here to behave oddly, and some of them have deteriorated so badly that they no longer act like themselves!”

Kirrily says, “The only way to restore the balance is to find and help the two beings that control the different sensations that affect everyone who lives here.”

Kirrily says, “There are two wise people here that can help you. One is at the highest heavens and shines on you at night, and the other is in the darkest hell, and he will fill you with terror and horror.”

** Goal Added : Help Balance the Fantasy Realm
Type ‘goals fantasy’ for full details on this goal.

** Task Added : Find the Two Wise Beings That Can Help You

Right here you see:
– (Golden Aura) The moon

You say ‘yes’

The moon says, “As you have been told, an imbalance has caused problems here.”

The moon says, “I have determined that one of the causes for the imbalance is that the one known as Pleasure has been in pain and needs you to bring it some items to make the pain go away.”

The moon says, “The items are: Beauty, Fame and Fortune, Song and Dance, Sport, Safety, Love, and Comfort”

The moon says, “One item can be found by helping a dream to come true.”

The moon says, “One can be found by aiding a lonely mermaid.”

The moon says, “Another can be found by aiding a princess.”

The moon says, “One can be found by lifting a beautiful siren’s spirits.”

The moon says, “One can be found by helping a confident pegasus.”

The moon says, “Helping a frightened child can bring you two items.”

The moon says, “When you have found the items, then bring them to Pleasure, and say ‘Presents’.”

The moon exclaims, “Good luck on your journey!”

** Task Added : Relieve Pleasure’s Pain
** Task Added : Help a Dream to Come True
** Task Added : Aid a Mermaid
** Task Added : Lift a Beautiful Siren’s Spirits
** Task Added : Help a Pegasus
** Task Added : Help a Frightened Child
** Task Added : Aid a Princess

listen dream
Your dream asks, “The colors of the rainbow are beautiful, aren’t they?”

Your dream says, “I would like my dreams to be in color, so if you would bring me the colors of the rainbow, then I would give you something nice in return.”

Your dream says, “I would like the colors red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple.”

** Task Added : Bring the Dream Colors of the Rainbow
** Task Added : Bring the Dream a Splash of Red
** Task Added : Bring the Dream a Splash of Orange
** Task Added : Bring the Dream a Splash of Yellow
** Task Added : Bring the Dream a Splash of Green
** Task Added : Bring the Dream a Splash of Blue
** Task Added : Bring the Dream a Splash of Purple

most of the splashes are in Over the Rainbow and the End of the Rainbow
when you have them all, return to the Dream and give Dream all splashes
You receive Beauty from the dream

Your dream says ‘If you lose it and still need it to help Pleasure, then you
can come back to me and say ‘Beauty’, and I will give you another one.’

Find a Mermaid, she asks you to listen to her, she says Sit with me

sit rock

You sit on a large rock.
You sit down beside the beautiful sea-creature and listen to her story.
After listening to her for a while, the mermaid starts smiling!
A mermaid exclaims, “Thank you so much for listening to me!”

A mermaid exclaims, “Here is something I found on the shore!”

A mermaid says, “I think it is something that you will find handy.”

You receive Fame and Fortune from a mermaid.
A mermaid says, “If you have lost yours, then you can come back here and say ‘Fame’ or ‘Fortune.'”

Go to Room 15269, with a Beautiful Siren

(Golden Aura) A beautiful siren sings a song of sorrow.
A beautiful siren says, “Why, I’ve always wished for a different song to sing.”

A beautiful siren says, “And perhaps, even, the chance to sing and dance with those who do.”

A beautiful siren asks, “Can you find another song for me?”

Say yes I will

A beautiful siren exclaims, “Thank you so much!”

A beautiful siren says, “I know that there is another Song out there, you just have to find who has it.”

Find Song (room id 15230) Listen song

The song tells you to Sing so la ti ti ti ti ti-la-so-fa, ra fa so so so so fa-ti-do-ra :o’

Say ‘Sing so la ti ti ti ti ti-la-so-fa, ra fa so so so so fa-ti-do-ra :o’

A song exclaims, “Here is the song you need!”

You receive a song to sing from a song.
** Task Added : Bring the Song to the Siren

A beautiful siren exclaims, “Yay! You brought the song to me!”

You give a song to sing to a beautiful siren.
A beautiful siren exclaims, “Thank you for finding it!”

A beautiful siren says, “Here is the song you need to help Pleasure.”

A beautiful siren says, “If you lose this one, then you can come back and say ‘Song’ to me.”

Find Pegasus (room 15263)
Listen Pegasus

listen regal pegasus
A regal pegasus says, “I am starving for a snack that isn’t hay.”

A regal pegasus asks, “Would you be willing to find something for me to snack on?

You say ‘yes’

A regal pegasus exclaims, “Thank you so much!”

A regal pegasus says, “I would like a cookie, so I think that the sugar fairy would know what I need.”

** Task Added : Find a Cookie for the Pegasus

runto The Candy Store, listen fairy (room number 15231)

You say ‘cookie’

The sugar fairy asks, “So, you want a cookie, do you?”

The sugar fairy says, “I can give you one, but first I need you to help with a problem I have.”

The sugar fairy says, “The candies in the bag have been making it hard for me to fill my candy boxes.”

The sugar fairy says, “If you would kill one of the candies to set an example for the rest of them, then I will give you a cookie.”

The sugar fairy says, “When you are done, return to me and say that ‘The candy is dead’.”

** Task Added : Candy Problems

Now enter the bag in the room with the sugar fairy, and kill one of the candies in the bag.
Then go back into the room with the fairy and say ‘the candy is dead’

You say ‘the candy is dead’

The sugar fairy says, “Well done! That should teach those cookies to behave themselves.”

The sugar fairy exclaims, “Here is your cookie!”

The sugar fairy says, “If you lose yours, then come back and say ‘Another cookie.'”

** Task Hint : Your ‘tasks’ list has been updated with a new hint.
You receive a delicious cookie from the sugar fairy.

Return to the Pegasus in room 15263

You give a delicious cookie to a regal pegasus.
A regal pegasus exclaims, “Thanks for the cookie! This is just what I need to snack on!”

A regal pegasus says, “Here is the item you will need.”

You receive Sport from a regal pegasus.
A regal pegasus says, “If you lose yours then you can come back to me and say ‘Sport’ to get another one.”

Go to the Frightened Child (room 15245)
Listen Child

listen child
A frightened child asks, “Wiww you wiww thhe monshthersh?”

say yes
You say ‘yes’

A frightened child smiles at you.
A frightened child exclaims, “Thanw you sho very much!”

A frightened child says, “I can hear when thhey die, sho i wiww wnow thhath you wiwwed thhem.”

** Task Added : Kill a Monster in the Closet
** Task Added : Kill a Monster Under the Bed

Find monster under bed, kill it. Find monster in closet, kill it and return to child

A frightened child shivers in the corner.
A frightened child exclaims, “Yay!! you wiwwed thhe monshthersh!!”

A frightened child says, “Here a shome thhingsh I found under thhe bed.”

You receive Safety from a frightened child.
You receive Comfort from a frightened child.

** Task Done : Help a Frightened Child
A frightened child says, “If you lose either Safety or Comfort, then come back to me and say ‘Safety’ or ‘Comfort’ to get a new one.”

Find Princess (room number 15255)

A princess exclaims, “I am so glad that you are here!”

A princess says, “Don’t tell the prince, but I am tired of him and I need you to help me to replace him.”

A princess exclaims, “Killing him is too messy, so I just need you to bring me a frog so I can kiss it and get a new prince!”

A princess says, “I’ve noticed that the frogs love to hide inside the lily pads.”

** Task Added : The Princess Wants a Frog

Go to Fantasy Waters (room id 15217),
look in reeds
get frog reeds

You give a frog to a princess.
A princess exclaims, “You brought the frog!!”

A princess exclaims, “Bye bye prince!”

The princess kisses the frog…
The prince is surrounded by a cloud of smoke and vanishes!

And then the same prince re-appears!
A princess bursts into tears.
A princess exclaims, “Nooo, not him again!”

A prince smirks at a princess’s saying.
The prince says to the princess, ‘Nice try princess, I heard you planning this, so I found a way to counter it!’
A princess says, “Thank you for bringing the frog to me, even if it didn’t work like I planned.”

A princess says, “Here is the item you need.”

A princess says, “If you lose it then you can come back and say ‘Love’, and I will give you another one.”

** Task Hint : Your ‘tasks’ list has been updated with a new hint.
You receive Love from a princess.

** Task Done : The Princess Wants a Frog

** Task Done : Aid a Princess

Return to Pleasure and say Presents

– Pleasure

say presents
You say ‘presents’

Pleasure says, “May you find pleasure in all things, Gretl.”

** Task Done : Relieve Pleasure’s Pain
You receive Incredible Pleasure from pleasure.
Pleasure says, “If you lose the item, then you can return to me and say ‘Pleasure’ and I will give you another one.”

** Task Hint : Your ‘tasks’ list has been updated with a new hint.

** Task Hint : Your ‘tasks’ list has been updated with a new hint.

** Task Hint : Your ‘tasks’ list has been updated with a new hint.

You have completed the tasks from the Pleasure part
of the goal!
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listen terror (room id 15288)
Lord Terror asks, “Why are you bothering me when I already know that Pain is in trouble!?”

Lord Terror says, “Instead of just sitting there, you should be out finding the items you need to stop pleasure from killing Pain.”

You tell Lord Terror that Kirrily just said that you should find Lord Terror to get more information.
Lord Terror snarls angrily.
Lord Terror says, “Kirrily needs to do more than float around in her room.”

Lord Terror says, “You will need to do something for each of the beings before they will give you their items.”

Lord Terror says, “One item comes from a vampire that wants to bite something.”

Lord Terror says, “Another one comes from a redcap that needs help.”

Lord Terror says, “You must make a swan unhappy to receive the third one.”

Lord Terror says, “You will need to feed a shark to receive the fourth one.”

Lord Terror says, “You will need to help the cold to receive the fifth item.”

Lord Terror says, “When you have everything you need, then go to Pain and say ‘presents’.”

Lord Terror asks, “Can you remember that, or do I need to tattoo it on you?”

** Task Added : Stop Pain From Feeling pleasure
** Task Added : A Vampire Wants to Bite Something
** Task Added : Help a Redcap
** Task Added : Make a Swan Unhappy
** Task Added : Feed a Shark
** Task Added : Help the Cold

Find the vampire inside the coffin

You step into a coffin and arrive in…
A Coffin
It is a rather nice place to rest, actually. The silk-lined walls are a
nice touch to go along with the soft pillow bed. A tight squeeze now though
– the other occupants still sleep, their arms folded across their chests.
Their skin is a deathly pale-white, probably indicating that it is time to
feed… on the being stupid enough to be present when they awake!

[ Exits: (up) ] (Red Aura) A vampire sleeps peacefully, grinning evilly.
A vampire says, “If you listen, then you can help me find something I need.”

listen vampire
A vampire says, “I’ve been biting necks to suck out the blood all night long because that’s what everyone expects of me.”

A vampire says, “I would prefer a lollipop to suck on, and the sugar fairy is the person to talk to about that.”

** Task Added : The Vampire Wants a Sweet Snack

Return to Sugar Fairy

You say ‘lollipop’

The sugar fairy says, “I would be glad to make one for you, but those mean harpies stole my last bag of sugar.”

The sugar fairy exclaims, “If you bring back my sugar, then I would be glad to make a lollipop for you!”

The sugar fairy says, “You don’t need to say anything, I will be able to tell if you have the bag of sugar when you walk in.”

** Task Added : Find the Sugar Fairy’s Stolen Sugar

Find harpy (room 15252) With your head in the clouds, kill harpy for a bag of sugar

The sugar fairy exclaims, “Thank you so much for bringing back the sugar!”

The sugar fairy says, “Now I can make your lollipop.”

The sugar fairy takes the bag of sugar from you.
The sugar fairy buzzes around the store faster than your eyes can see.
She conjures a stove and a pot to make the lollipop.
The sugar fairy says, “Here you go and thanks again for getting the sugar.”

The sugar fairy says, “If you lose yours then you can come back here and say ‘Candy’ to get another one.”

** Task Hint : Your ‘tasks’ list has been updated with a new hint.
You receive a lollipop from the sugar fairy.

** Task Done : Find the Sugar Fairy’s Stolen Sugar

Return to the vampire in the coffin

You give a lollipop to a vampire.
A vampire says, “A lollipop will satiate my hunger… for a while.”

You receive Hunger from a vampire.

** Task Done : A Vampire Wants to Bite Something

** Task Done : The Vampire Wants a Sweet Snack
A vampire says, “If you lose it, then you can come back and say ‘Hunger’ to get another one.”

Find mob Red Cap and listen, he wants his cap back and says it is somewhere where they drink blood

Kill a zombie in the crypt for a red cap

give red cap redcap
You give a red cap to a redcap.
A redcap exclaims, “Yay! I hope you killed who it was that took my cap!”

** Task Done : Help a Redcap

** Task Done : The Redcap Wants a Red Cap
A redcap says, “Now that I have my hat, I can help you get the item you want.”

A redcap says, “I can tell that you are well rested and have been sleeping well.”

A redcap says, “That just won’t do, so I need you to sleep on that broken furniture.”

** Task Added : Sleep on the Broken Furniture

In same room, type sleep broken furniture

sleep broken fur
You sleep on some broken furniture.
Try as you might, the furniture is just so lumpy, you can barely get to sleep.
A redcap says, “Now that you know what it’s like to not sleep well, I can give you this.”

A redcap says, “If you lose this and want a replacement then come back to me and say ‘Insomnia’ and I will give you another one.”

You receive Sleep Deprivation from a redcap.

** Task Done : Sleep on the Broken Furniture

Got to Fantasy Creek
Listen swan

listen swan
A swan says, “I’m going to tell you something secret.”

A swan says, “There are so few of us that killing any of us would be truly tragic to the swans and it would make us all very sad.”

** Task Added : Kill Another Swan

Kill swan to the south

A swan exclaims, “How dare you kill one of us when we are so few!”

A swan bursts into tears.
You receive Heartbreak from a swan.

** Task Done : Make a Swan Unhappy

** Task Done : Kill Another Swan
A swan says, “If you lose it and need another one, then come back and tell me ‘Heartbreak’ to get another one.”

** Task Hint : Your ‘tasks’ list has been updated with a new hint

Go to room Sharks, listen shark

listen shark
A shark exclaims, “I am so tired of eating nothing but sea food!”

A shark says, “Could you bring me a rabbit? I heard that they are tasty and are more delicious than people.”

A shark says, “I’ve noticed that the rabbits love to hide inside the reeds.”

A shark grins evilly at you. Hmmm. Better keep your distance.
** Task Added : The Shark Wants a New Snack

Go to Marshlands, get rabbit reeds (mapper id 15270)
Give rabbit shark

You give a white rabbit to a shark.
The shark lunges at you and almost takes your hand off as it grabs the rabbit!
A shark is drooling over something yummy.
A shark exclaims, “This was a great snack!”

You receive Blood from a shark.
A shark says, “If you lose it then you can come back and tell me ‘Blood’ to get another one.”

** Task Done : Feed a Shark

** Task Done : The Shark Wants a New Snack

** Task Hint : Your ‘tasks’ list has been updated with a new hint.

Unbearable cold asks, “I have something that I need you to do, will you listen to my story?”

Right here you see:
– (Golden Aura) Unbearable cold

listen cold (mapper 15297)
Unbearable cold says, “You look far too healthy for me to help you. If you want my help, then you need to make yourself sick, and I have heard that there are dripping slimes around here that can do that to you.”

** Task Added : Get Sick

** Task Hint : Your ‘tasks’ list has been updated with a new hint.

Go to Slippery Slimy things, from the ceiling drips some slime. Type drink slime – you are now poisoned

Return to unbearable cold

Unbearable cold exclaims, “It’s good to see that you know how it feels to not be well!”

You receive Suffering from unbearable cold.
Unbearable cold says, “If you lose it then you can come back and say ‘Suffering’ to get a new one.”

** Task Done : Help the Cold

** Task Done : Get Sick

Find Pain

You can feel only pain.

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Right here you see:
– Pain

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say presents
You say ‘presents’

Pain says, “May you find pain in all things, Gretl.”

You receive Incredible Pain from pain.

** Task Done : Stop Pain From Feeling pleasure
Pain says, “If you lose your item, then you can come back and say ‘Pain’ and I will give you another one.”

Pain exclaims, “You need to visit the being called Choice to decide what you want for your reward!”

** Task Added : Visit Choice

(White Aura) It is your choice.
Your own choosing says, “Together, there is a balance.”

Your own choosing says, “May you find pleasure and pain in everything you experience.”

You receive True Perception from your own choosing.
You receive Weight of Reality from your own choosing.
Your own choosing says, “And reality keeps you well.”

Your own choosing says, “Now you have a choice of what you want your goal reward to be.”

Your own choosing says, “Keep in mind that you can only choose once, and you cannot change your mind after you have made your choice.”

Your own choosing says, “If you say ‘Trivia’, then I will give you a Trivia Point token.”

Your own choosing says, “If you say ‘Daily’, then I will give you a Daily Blessing Reset token.”

Your own choosing says, “If you say ‘Quest’, then I will give you a Quest Reset token.”

Your own choosing says, “If you want to wait before making your decision, then you can leave and come back to me.”

Your own choosing drumrolls loudly!
Your own choosing asks, “What will you choose as a goal reward?”

Tasks:
1 – Find the Two Wise Beings That Can Help You : Completed
2 – Relieve Pleasure’s Pain : Completed
3 – Help a Dream to Come True : Completed
4 – Aid a Mermaid : Completed
5 – Lift a Beautiful Siren’s Spirits : Completed
6 – Bring the Siren a Song : Completed
7 – Help a Pegasus : Completed
8 – Bring the Song to the Siren : Completed
9 – Find a Cookie for the Pegasus : Completed
10 – Candy Problems : Completed
11 – Help a Frightened Child : Completed
12 – Kill a Monster in the Closet : Completed
13 – Kill a Monster Under the Bed : Completed
14 – Aid a Princess : Completed
15 – The Princess Wants a Frog : Completed
16 – Bring the Dream Colors of the Rainbow : Completed
17 – Bring the Dream a Splash of Red : Completed
18 – Bring the Dream a Splash of Orange : Completed
19 – Bring the Dream a Splash of Yellow : Completed
20 – Bring the Dream a Splash of Green : Completed
21 – Bring the Dream a Splash of Blue : Completed
22 – Bring the Dream a Splash of Purple : Completed
23 – Stop Pain From Feeling pleasure : Completed
24 – A Vampire Wants to Bite Something : Completed
25 – The Vampire Wants a Sweet Snack : Completed
26 – Find the Sugar Fairy’s Stolen Sugar : Completed
27 – Help a Redcap : Completed
28 – The Redcap Wants a Red Cap : Completed
29 – Sleep on the Broken Furniture : Completed
30 – Make a Swan Unhappy : Completed
31 – Kill Another Swan : Completed
32 – Feed a Shark : Completed
33 – The Shark Wants a New Snack : Completed
34 – Help the Cold : Completed
35 – Get Sick : Completed
36 – Visit Choice : Completed
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Get a flaming sun gem from a firestorm phoenix.
mapper find icereach mountains.
Go to each room until you find a Yeti.
Give gem yeti to enter.
Goal opens on begin and clears on lazy finish.
Second goal opens when you look at Anxia(do so quickly as her mprog dam will
invalidate the run for completion)
Bring a cloud of permafrost from a previous attempt when doing second goal version.

How to do this:

Stack (touch rune;run 2n;look dragon;run 2s) this will open second goal. You 
will begin by attacking an egg, once it dies a whelp attacks. As you are 
killing the whelp you will see a message about Anxia noticing you. You will 
want to flee to a room that doesn't have an egg and let her breath land 
there. It will be marked as a green ! From then on. Get back to your whelp 
asap. Once whelp dies you will get a breath item. Wear it, it has durabilty 
will go to another egg and begin the process over. Wear new breaths as your 
current breath either fades or uses up all of its uses. You will want to keep
placing her breath in rooms that dont have eggs and kill any annoyingly 
located stalactites. Once you kill 4 whelps you can now finish the first 
goal. Also after 4 whelps comes the wyrm. The wyrm is a mob that changes how 
the area looks via map. If you see a row of : : you dont wanna be in that 
path. Get to a safe room that isn't : : or filled with breath. Now in order 
to finish the second goal you need to do all of this without ever getting hit
my mprog damage from Anxia or her breath. Once you kill all 8 whelps while 
avoiding the wyrm you will wanna stack a movement to Anxia's room and back to
the room you were in, ie (run 2en;drop cloud;run s2w). You will see a message
about it being safe to escape but it will spam by, dont waste time. Move 
around and find the fissure and enter fissure to leave. If you avoided all 
mprog damage and killed all 8 whelps, you will close the second goal. Float 
reward seems to be completely rng based as ive seen some way better than Mist
of Blood and some I wouldn't give to people I hated. One theory says if you 
kill more whelps you have a chance at a better one but I dunno. You can do 
WCC once every 23 hours.

I've seen better than this from others. This is one of mine.
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| Keywords   : cloud permafrost                                   |
| Name       : a Cloud of Permafrost                              |
| Id         : 3003191693                                         |
| Type       : Armor                     Level  :   211           |
| Worth      : 150                       Weight :     1           |
| Wearable   : float                                              |
| Score      : 50                                                 |
| Material   : ice                                                |
| Flags      : unique, invis, magic, nosell, held, burn-proof,    |
|            : nolocate, nosac, nosteal, noreown, heroonly, V3,   |
|            : noshare, nokeyring                                 |
| Owned By   : Madrox                                             |
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| Stat Mods  : Hit points   : +100     Mana         : +100        |
|              Hit roll     : +25      Damage roll  : +25         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------+
| Resist Mods: All physical : +50      All magic    : +20         |
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Log and method curtesey of Scars.

https://mb.aardwolfboot.com/ugipenuhud

Royal Audience

1. Enter the castle and find the hostler.
2. Once there you kill him for the leg and riding crop.
3. Weild the riding crop and unlock the door east.
4. Once you are at the dragon, be vis and give the leg to the dragon,
it should teleport you.
5. Go down and kill Dalamar
6. Unlock the sphere and get the audience from inside.

Object ‘ornate scroll royal audience’ is type portal
Extra flags: magic auctioned.
Weight is 1, value is 0, level is 142.
Worn take hold.

Backstage Pass

1. Go to Mary Jane and buy a bag of herb.
2. Go all north and buy the Amber Gambler.
3. Go to Jesiphe and give them the Amber, then herb to get portal.

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| Names : backstage pass |
| Desc : Backstage Pass |
| Type : Portal Level : 150 |
| Worth : 0 Weight : 0 |
| Wearable : take hold |
| Flags : hum magic rot-death no-locate |
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Sethra

1. Kill The Sorcerer in Green for the glyph.
2. Kill Ludo the butler for ornate silver key.
3. East and Up from Ludo is the room before the locked door,
unlock north and open it.
4. Head to the watcher and kill him to enter portal.
5. Find the tormented soul with the rusty key.
6. Unlock the door all north and east and kill the 2 spirits in there.
7. Unlock the cage and open the cage
(close, lock, and open unlock if already opened)
8. Kill Sethra the Younger for Glyph of Passing.
9. Head back west and unlock north and open north to get to Sethra.